At last chief shirkers identity revealed....... 

.... whilst another shirker prefers to remain anonymous!

The closest kept secret next to the Stigs identity is that of the chief shirker. We can now exclusively reveal that is that bloke Johnny off of the X factor! After leading us to Knoxbridge cafe he had to leave in a hurry for a dinner date - the rest of us knew it was for rehearsals!

 The ride route is here

Another Shirker who for reasons of integrity, would prefer his identity to remain secret - was last seen at the above mentioned cafe consuming an obscene breakfast, believed to be a Mega Mixed Grill - If anyone can identify this offender please remind him that inappropriate behaviour other than Shirking is likely to incur penalties such as punctures!